Pappu: (Doctor Se): Kya Aap Bina Dard Kiye Bhi Dat Nikal Lete Ho? Doctor: Nahi To! Pappu: Mai Nikal Leta Hu Doctor:Kaise? Pappu: Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Ha Ha Ha
Santa: Doctor Sahab Jodon Me Dard Rahta Hai Kya Karu? Doctor: Jode To Bhagwan Banata Hai Pagle Ismen Hum Doctor Kya Kar Sakte Hain?
Doctor Pesent Ke Pati Se: Aaj Kaisi Tabiyat Hai Aapki Patni Ki? Pati: Aaj Thik Hai Doctor Subah To Ladi Bhi
Doctor: Ab Aap Khatre Se Bahar Hain Fir Bhi Itna Dar Kyon Rahe Hain? Marij: Jis Trak Se Meri Durghatna Hui Thi Uspe Likha Tha Zindagi Rahi To Fir Milenge!
Doctor (Marij Se): Tumhara Dant Nikalana Padega Marij: Kitne Paise Lagenge? Doctor: 200 Rupae Marij: Yah Lo 50 Rupae... Dhila Kar Dena Nikal Main Khud Lunga
Patient: Doctor Main Roj 100 Rs. Ki Dawa Lekar Ja Raha Hun But Koi Faida Nahi Hua! Doctor: Achha Chalo Aaj Se 80 Rs. Ki Lekar Jao. Patient: Usse Kya Hoga? Doctor:Arre 20 Rs. Ka Faida Hoga!